Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

2003 - 2015ComedyTV-1412 Seasons262 Episodes

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

24 Episodes • 2003

Season 2

Season 2

24 Episodes • 2004

Season 3

Season 3

24 Episodes • 2005

Season 4

Season 4

24 Episodes • 2006

Season 5

Season 5

19 Episodes • 2007

Season 6

Season 6

24 Episodes • 2008

Season 7

Season 7

22 Episodes • 2009

Season 8

Season 8

16 Episodes • 2010

Season 9

Season 9

24 Episodes • 2011

Season 10

Season 10

23 Episodes • 2012

Season 11

Season 11

22 Episodes • 2013

Season 12

Season 12

16 Episodes • 2014

Episodes - Season 1

Pilot

1. Pilot

23m

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Big Flappy Bastards

2. Big Flappy Bastards

21m

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

21m

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

21m

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

19m

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

21m

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

21m

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

19m

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Phase One, Complete

9. Phase One, Complete

21m

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Merry Thanksgiving

10. Merry Thanksgiving

21m

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Created by: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Top Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Available on: CBS

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